Dashboard Jesus Dashboard Jesus

$ 9.00

Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane....

Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4'' plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base, but does not constitute a passenger in the eyes of the law. Jesus does not care if you drive a rusted beater or a Ferrari, he judges you not by your method of transportation, but by the path you choose to take. 
Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4'' plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base, but does not constitute a passenger in the eyes of the law. Jesus does not care if you drive a rusted beater or a Ferrari, he judges you not by your method of transportation, but by the path you choose to take. 
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  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).
  • Enjoy free shipping all December long!
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).