Dashboard Jesus

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Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4'' plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base, but...
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Even though he may guide you through the valley of gridlock, he alone cannot get you into the carpool lane. Each 4'' plastic Jesus figure sits atop a metal spring with an adhesive base, but does not constitute a passenger in the eyes of the law. Jesus does not care if you drive a rusted beater or a Ferrari, he judges you not by your method of transportation, but by the path you choose to take. He bobbles equally for all men. Think of him as a kind of spiritual GPS and the S stands for shepherd. If you don't have a car, stick him up somewhere that you could use a little peace, serenity or forgiveness.

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You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).

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