Bacon Bandages Bacon Bandages

$ 6.00

Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's...

Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
  • Enjoy free shipping all December long!
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).
  • Enjoy free shipping all December long!
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).