Bite Me, I'm Coloring Bite Me, I'm Coloring

$ 10.95

Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel your stress disappear!With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses,...

Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel your stress disappear!

With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t you’re dealing with at home, sometimes all you need is to tell everyone to “BITE ME!” Now you can say it in color! Find your inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. From “People are the Worst” coloring pages to empowering “Winning at Life” coloring pages, you’ll feel the “Zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines, however you damn well please. So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go f*cking nuts!
Color the hell out of this swear-word adult coloring book—and feel your stress disappear!

With annoying exes, crappy coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever sh*t you’re dealing with at home, sometimes all you need is to tell everyone to “BITE ME!” Now you can say it in color! Find your inner calm with beautiful and intricate black-and-white art that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. From “People are the Worst” coloring pages to empowering “Winning at Life” coloring pages, you’ll feel the “Zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines, however you damn well please. So grab a marker, flip to a page, and go f*cking nuts!
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  • Enjoy free shipping all December long!
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).