How to Traumatize Your Children How to Traumatize Your Children

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Parents of the world rejoice! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental...

Parents of the world rejoice! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
  • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
Parents of the world rejoice! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
  • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
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  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).
  • Enjoy free shipping all December long!
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).