Rainbow Blast Women's Crew Socks Rainbow Blast Women's Crew Socks

$ 12.00

The field of unicornology is an evolving science. Unicornologists are frequently turning up interesting new information about unicorn biology. For...

The field of unicornology is an evolving science. Unicornologists are frequently turning up interesting new information about unicorn biology. For example, we have long been aware that unicorns expel rainbows from the rear, but we only recently found out why. It’s a byproduct of the unicorn’s diet, which is primarily comprised of negative emotions like fear, worry, and anxiety. A magical process goes on inside the unicorn’s gut, which, when it’s finished, results in a massive rainbow blast. Incredible, huh? We even learned that the more negativity the uniform consumes, the more powerful the blast will be. There’s still lots to learn about unicorns, but these Rainbow Blast Crew Socks give you a scientifically-accurate depiction of what’s going on.

- 61% Cotton, 36% Polyester, 3% Elastane.

- Sock it to Me leaves out harmful chemicals to keep your skin safe and happy.

The field of unicornology is an evolving science. Unicornologists are frequently turning up interesting new information about unicorn biology. For example, we have long been aware that unicorns expel rainbows from the rear, but we only recently found out why. It’s a byproduct of the unicorn’s diet, which is primarily comprised of negative emotions like fear, worry, and anxiety. A magical process goes on inside the unicorn’s gut, which, when it’s finished, results in a massive rainbow blast. Incredible, huh? We even learned that the more negativity the uniform consumes, the more powerful the blast will be. There’s still lots to learn about unicorns, but these Rainbow Blast Crew Socks give you a scientifically-accurate depiction of what’s going on.

- 61% Cotton, 36% Polyester, 3% Elastane.

- Sock it to Me leaves out harmful chemicals to keep your skin safe and happy.

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  • Enjoy free shipping all December long!
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • You may return most new, unopened items within 15 days of delivery for store credit. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
  • Store credit will be issued within one week of the Mustache receiving the item(s).